i usually have no feelings about something after i write about it but this has just made me madder tbh — like, a third grader could say “my mom” to this question but by the time you’re in, say, eighth grade, that shit is HELLA embarrassing

I like Bernie. A lot. He will never be President.

as a person who watched the whole thing, because ?????

WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY SUSAN B. ANTHONY

Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that

Can we please just give Chrissy Teigen her own show already?

I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY SELL BEER AND WINE. I went with two mini bottles of champagne because this is nothing if not a celebration of ridiculousness.

This isn’t true. You have to prove intent to distribute and you have to have 2257s (which means real names) and making porn is still illegal in a lot of states.

I slept, only to be woken up, on and off, all night, to him molesting me with his hands and mouth

There is no occupation that precludes someone from being raped.

Rape is rape is rape.

This paper mâché head would be a better president than Donald Trump. Giant Head for president!!

I was shocked to see how many of them REQUIRE makeup to look remotely attractive.

Is he saying his 9/11 cakes were an inside job?

Quiet down ladies, a man is here to explain everything to us.

But he brought it up to dismiss concerns about the lack of women in comedy. If he had brought up those examples as a counterpoint to a statement like, “there are no good women working in comedy right now,” or “women aren’t that funny,” those would be great examples. But he’s using that to silence criticism of the late…

Is it just me or do the MOC in that lineup look incredibly whitewashed?

internalized misogyny is a nasty, nasty thing