One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

Goop Dogg.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Also, five? Last I checked, that’s not how many Supreme Court Justices there are, and I’m pretty sure they were all lawyers before they were Justices.

Am I a bad person because I can’t help but wish a lot of ill and harm would befall this horrible woman? I mean, I don’t wish her death, but I’d be fine if she were stuck with alopecia that would make all her hair fall out, or maybe some good ole fashioned boils and suppurating pustules about the face.

The latter.

And when Kennedy ran for President the hateful/scared were convinced a Catholic couldn’t be president because his allegiance to the Pope and Catholicism was inherently in conflict with the Constitution.

To run for president Madge would have to admit she’s over 35 and lord knows that ain’t happening

Welcome back Angel

YASSSS I literally just came in here to see if the crazy “MJ IS STEALING MY ISH” lady would make an appearance!

I know the likelihood of it passing through the Senate is (knock on all the fucking wood) slim, but this shouldn’t quell the outrage. These “representatives” don’t represent women. Full stop.

If I recall correctly, they did have a hearing about it and they didn’t invite Planned Parenthood to defend themselves. They also had like one doctor to bring up science and literally everyone else made shit up.

To be fair, by the time I turn 80, there’s a real possibility that things like climate change and dwindling fossil fuel reserves will have already devastated the global economy, significantly hurting any currency I invest in.

Not that I don’t save, but it does seem like a lot of predictions about “when you’re 80”…

Lauren is an idiot. I was raised by parents who didn’t have any savings in their twenties, and you know what? They didn’t have savings in their thirties, or even their fourties. Granted, this was because of a lot of circumstances - job layoffs, significant injury after an accident, having a child. But I’ll tell you…

Who the hell has enough money to save anymore?

i usually have no feelings about something after i write about it but this has just made me madder tbh — like, a third grader could say “my mom” to this question but by the time you’re in, say, eighth grade, that shit is HELLA embarrassing

I like Bernie. A lot. He will never be President.

Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that