Can we please just give Chrissy Teigen her own show already?

I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY SELL BEER AND WINE. I went with two mini bottles of champagne because this is nothing if not a celebration of ridiculousness.

This isn’t true. You have to prove intent to distribute and you have to have 2257s (which means real names) and making porn is still illegal in a lot of states.

I slept, only to be woken up, on and off, all night, to him molesting me with his hands and mouth

There is no occupation that precludes someone from being raped.

Rape is rape is rape.

This paper mâché head would be a better president than Donald Trump. Giant Head for president!!

I was shocked to see how many of them REQUIRE makeup to look remotely attractive.

Is he saying his 9/11 cakes were an inside job?

Quiet down ladies, a man is here to explain everything to us.

But he brought it up to dismiss concerns about the lack of women in comedy. If he had brought up those examples as a counterpoint to a statement like, “there are no good women working in comedy right now,” or “women aren’t that funny,” those would be great examples. But he’s using that to silence criticism of the late…

Is it just me or do the MOC in that lineup look incredibly whitewashed?

They are, however, very light skinned. Which is again an interesting and relevant fact.

internalized misogyny is a nasty, nasty thing

A person driving a black Civic can’t pretend to be a yellow taxi. It’s why taxis are colored yellow (or whatever) in the first place. So they are easily identifiable as taxis.

It’s about 90’s nostalgia, which I remember being about late 60’s early 70’s nostalgia...

Uh, kids? This is a copy of the copy of the ‘70s that we did in the ‘90s. Pretty sure I wore several of these outfits in my senior portraits/sorority pictures. (Shut up.)

Anybody besides me remember when the 70s came back in the 90s briefly? It looked exactly like this. So this is basically the 90s version of the 70s come back to haunt us all.

I dunno... these button up high waisted skirts are super cute and flattering.