Blame the populace. All these miserable people want is black, white, and various shades of silver/gray. Even standard colors like Red and Blue are hard to find now, nevermind stuff like Green or Brown that isn’t even exotic. Skittles colors? Forgetaboutit.

I’ve thought about picking up one of the unloved E30 325 automatic convertibles just for cruising around in with the top down. There’s a lot of nice looking ones for relatively cheap prices here I’m guessing because of the vert/auto combo that less people want. I’ve never owned a German car so I was curious how…

Plastic water pump impellers in the Z3 that disintegrate and travel through your motor...

With how hot the market is for small SUVs and Crossovers right now you would have to think if someone rebadged this thing they could sell quite a few of them here. Maybe Mazda?

Kill. It. With. Fire.

You forgot the all important first step of turning off all the electronic nannies that might have saved their stupid ass. 

Ditto for an XJ Cherokee. Parts are cheap and repairs are easy, but there sure are a lot of little things that you always have to do. On one hand it’s fun to wrench on cheap and easy things, on another sometimes you just want to have a break before the next little thing pops up.

Yep

The front end of that has a very strong mid-70s GMC truck vibe to it.

I bet there’s enough semen on those seats to resurrect the king.

Probably worth mentioning that the Jeep has the additional “advantage” of being street legal, although that isn’t the Mahindra’s fault.

The Venza was still way too tall though, and still pillowy soft ride... a lot of the switchgear was cribbed directly from the Avalon of the same years. The Venza was actually designed for older empty nesters while the Highlander was for families and the RAV4 for the younger set.

You could make a decent looking and handling wagon or hatchback on a CUV platform. You just eliminate the lift and use suspension components designed for handling rather than pillowy softness.

Yeah, it’s really expensive for what it is. But if you are in want of attention at the local cars and coffee it is still a pretty reasonable way to get it.

Looks just like this one right near me. https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/d/suzuki-lj20-little-jeep-jimmy/6584836862.html

I almost put diesel in my Civic halfway on a 10 hour road trip because while every other gas station has black handle for gasoline and green handle for diesel, BP has a green handle for gasoline and a black one for diesel. Because their corporate color is green and fuck you, that’s why. Fortunately for me it was the…

I felt like it would have been better to have Vader as the person controlling the crime syndicate. After all, they are helping the Empire, and Maul has very few reasons to help the Empire at this point in his story.

We’re now on our second Ein, “Ein Zwei” (bonus that Zwei is also another anime Corgi, in RWBY)

This is wannabe Ferrari.

I like mine too, which I also got in the firesale after the market failure. It *really* needed a way to strap it to your head.