Fuck you. Turn off capslock.

Get a new keyboard then critique.

DOF. That is why flying cars will never be a widely available thing. When you operate a car, you’re operating it with 3 degrees of freedom: translation in x and y, and rotation in z (although the goal is to minimize the latter). So even though you’re primarily operating in 2 degrees of freedom on a plane, we still…

You are joking right?

selling it is one thing. getting people to buy it is completely different.

How many nmpg does the Hummer get?

Why do reporters gotta ask this stupid ass question all the time about players retiring from the game. It’s one of the most stupid ass questions to ask for a reporter. Here’s the indian cricket team captain taking a reporter for a ride after being asked the retirement question

But the truth is, qualifying is not really the problem, qualifying is the shiny object that the FIA and FOM are waving in peoples faces so they ignore the same story two years running. I am not talking about a conspiracy, I am talking about good business practices by people who don’t have the public’s interest at…

You have something against the dumpsters?

Well Hulkenberg had underperformed, and managed to get his 8th place lap in with 30sec to spare, putting Vanwhatsit out while he was in the pits. Sainz and Verstappen were next and neither would have finished a timed lap before their elimination, and I thought Team Second-hand Ferrari played it perfectly, holding…

Ok, three points;

This Qualifying system needs to go.

To be fair, you just got paid about the same amount to write your sh** as a Gawker employee gets paid to write theirs.

This is about the dumbest thing I have read in a long time. (Like, since 11:34 AM EST on March 30th, 2016. That long.) The author writes:

I think mine hit 5G once when I threw it out the window.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER! Thank you everyone for your help!!

Smart move.

iAmOffended

The old guy isn’t dumb. He just needs some help. My father-in-law was this guy, just a few years ago. Even though we see him on a regular basis, we had no idea how far his cognitive skills had decayed until I went for a drive with him one afternoon. We were just going to get milk at a store that was 3 km away. He got…