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Help others install VLC, like this protester assisting the police with their install!

Shut the fuck up and get me another refill. I can do whatever the fuck I want, because I have a career. You need me to like you to keep a roof over your head and coke up your nose. Serve better, dick.

Who the fuck is Riff Raff?

Ohmigosh! It's so awkward seeing Flynn Rider, knowing what his penis looks like...

Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no.

"Someday my prince will cum."

This dress makes the wearer's vagina look like a castle. With a path pointing at it.

You're comment is rediculous

Im just here for the comments.

Obligatory.

not finding the hagfish and instead swallowing it and having it digest you from within?

It's much more elegant than us. I've always found the mouth to stomach system so... tawdry, even tasteless. This way you can FEEL your meal! How awesome is that? Like your whole body is one giant tongue.