The AV Club

You've confused it with ninjitsu. Kinjitsu is the ancient art of stealth commenting. In the sense that you'll comment and no one will see it.

Oh, awesome! Thanks!

Is there any chance a lurker who only discovered the Avocado last week could get an invite? I'll understand if not.

Optional Health-Care Right After Payment?

Only cause The Mummy used paint it black first….

That would be a pain…

You mean a choo-choo train. One with a cheerful smile!

Second best, behind the chapter that follows it.

I mean, if Jasper won't be on the nose then who will?

- Bald head
- Teenagers in their twenties helping him out
- Keeps recruiting people to his secret operation
- Constantly getting people to use his magical creations
- Ever growing weapon stockpiles
- Always involved in violent conflicts, which keep escalating
- Puts minors in danger
- Ruins everyone's lives
- Dies at the end
Y…

I hope you feel better and get through
this, please don't forget there is always someone you can turn to, there is
always someone who will listen and help.

Internet, if you really think you can pull one over on me with this "get $25000 in 4 weeks on the web" schtick, you've got another thing coming. I meant, get a real job!