@ddrussianinja: Rejected due to explicit nature

Sure it looks neat but it only works with the iKnife which costs 300$ and you can only use Apple approved vegetables on it

@maythetechbewithyou: Well I know about it now that's for sure

@iansilv: Oh I see Beavis, you appear to be trolling.

@iansilv: oh man...your math fu is weak

@HeroOfTomorrow is exuberantly happy: Depression is a mental disorder caused by communication issues between neurons, so it would be possible

what? No Obsessive Compulsive Donkey?

Might be a bit off topic but...

@w00zzy: you really didn't need to post the same thing to everybody in this thread

@92BuickLeSabre: POWERS!!!!!!! definitely need to be in bold italic, underline flashing and have at LEAST 6 exclamation points

@Dogen: Didn't you get your diamond encrusted gizmodo star necklace in the mail?

@MACaroni: Naked? Jason has a serious case of Denim-legs then

@Dogen: I don't know about you, but I wear a sign around my neck indicating I am a starred commenter on Giz, I don't even need to talk anymore and I'm knee deep in ladies at the moment

@Titch: Check at the bottom, you might be in "Show only Featured discussions" mode

SWAN DIVE!

@w00zzy: You're confusing Mods with starred commenters.

@james.harding: haha well played sir

@maythetechbewithyou: Star does not mean = apple genius

@Maddrjeffe: Maybe so, but it's never gonna go back to where it was before the BP oil disaster

This is an absolutely stupid idea