Don’t worry. President Trump will send him to The Wall.

“It’s a terrible state of affairs, Jonathan Snow, the president of UH’s faculty and person behind the safety presentation, told The Chronicle of Higher Education.

CYNIC! Sit by me.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

It works out perfectly: you can’t discuss sane gun control measures at any time immediately following a mass shooting, and in America there will ALWAYS be a mass shooting, so we can never discuss gun control, which will continue to ensure that there is always a mass shooting, which will continue to ensure we can never…

“Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback called the shooting a tragedy Friday, and told reporters that it was too soon to discuss any need for stricter gun control laws.”

Its almost like people with tempers or impulse control issues should be the de facto shooter profile and not the mentally ill.

I don’t even have a kid to thank for my lopsided boobs. These are ALLLL genetics, baby.

Wow, so making fun of birth defects is totally and 100% OK because one person who had a birth defect turned out to be a mass murderer. Lets go make fun of some downs syndrome kids and kids with cleft palates. My son had hypospadius and had to have surgery for it at six months old. Its not so funny when you’re sitting…

Smile and nod, honey. You now know the truth. Elvis has re-entered the building, and he’s a 29-year-old, five foot tall Polish lesbian with better guitar skills.

My very crunchy bestie just mentioned that they started drinking raw milk, and I went all Spanish Inquisition on her: “How fresh is it?” “How long from udder to your mouth?” “How clean is the method of milking?!” “DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS FUCKING COW?!”

My brain knows that ice-cold, fresh from the store, vitamin-fucking-D milk poured into a tall, frosty glass is, in fact, vile and unnecessary, but my mouth and stomach have decided to die on this hill. There’s just nothing like it.

I’m more a fan of Kefir, yogurt’s cousin in the McMansion across town.

keeps me randy

There is a difference between drinking milk straight and putting it in things. I, for example, make these divine cream puffs. I make the cream filling over a double boiler, and you cannot use anything but whole milk for the cream or else it won’t be the proper texture and it will ruin the puff pastry. But actually…

We are ALL Neil deGrasse Tyson’s subordinates and you know it.

I enjoy the taste of various animal milks I have tried, but if you’re buying it from the grocery store, 2% is the way to go. Whole milk just tastes like an awful mix of bland and fat and always tastes slightly off to me. Skim is too light. 2% is the best of both.

How about from this moment on, you get to punch him in the dick after each forced sip of milk?

But whole milk is better in coffee than that skim water.