This isn’t really a ‘western’, since the period predates the so-called Old West by several decades. Hugh Glass was a frontiersman and fur trapper, not a cowboy or outlaw. He used muskets and flintlocks, not revolvers at high noon.

There are three of us girls. In certain ways we were Partridge Family era proto-Kardashians (interaction wise). Middle sis, a lovable monster used to tease baby about her cry face all the time (usually after making her cry). One time we saw a cheesy 1970’s Hercules movie and middie started calling baby “Gorgon” or…

Did you know that humans can regenerate fingertips? The liver and the fingertips are the only parts that can totally regenerate and be as good as new without scar tissue etc. But you have to leave to wound open, if the doctors stitch it up, it won’t grow back. The guy who finally proved it actually amputated his own…

WHAT. MY NIGHTMARE. Hope you are ok!!

That’s good, Patti. Kendra accused you of emotionally abusing her, so you plan to... emotionally abuse her.

oh, you simple treasure. i will love you always.

You know what? Good for them. I’ve always had a soft spot for these whackos. Even when spencer had his creepy ken doll flesh colored facial hair and even when the lady at the gas station told me I looked like Heidi “before surgery”

I honestly hope Lamar recovers from this and takes a serious look at his life and the choices he’s making.

He recorded with David Bowie at a time when his inhibitions were pretty low, and I can’t think of anyone who might have seemed more attractive or smarter. He did lots of drugs with Paul McCartney when Paul was “the cute one.” He knew the Warhol crowd. He was close with Mick Jagger. The idea that he never knew a man…

True in all points- and yep, Lennon is dead. But my hot pal is not, and he’s still never fucked a dude, because he likes the idea of being bisexual more than he likes actual cock. Who knows what was true for J.Len? Maybe not even Yoko really knows.

Well, adding “yellow with green polka-dots” to a list of racial and gender identities is definitely casually racist, so congrats there, I guess?

I call this “making eye kabobs”.

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

As much as part of me wants to say (screw’em and throw away the key) another part of me starts to realize that this is wading into some very murky waters. Are we going to prosecute every mom who has a premie and freaks out, suffers a panic attack and doesn’t get her kid to the hospital? While this case seems cut and…

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

You make a pretty excellent point.

I went to college with a gorgeous guy. Stupid gorgeous, total bohemian type (but hygenic). After a lot of hanging out and whatnot, we had a minor one-time liasion of sorts. Later, I found out he had a girl who may or may not have been a girlfriend. Years later, long after he moved away, social media brought him…

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

When I was a nanny, the mother and father gave their blessing to have the baby in the shower with me if I had stayed the night with the kiddos and was working the next morning. There was literally no other way to get a shower because he was constantly getting into things. Put him into the shower with you and he would…

There are people who want to do bad things to children but it’s not everyone. I understand being cautious but this is paranoid. Besides family is more likely to abuse children than strangers.