This was a great dirt bag, Doug! Thanks for the giggles.

Have you read the recent piece by the neuroscientist who discovered that he was a psychopath? It's fascinating. Here's a Q-and-A from The Atlantic.

Mark did not write for Jezebel during Amanda Bynes' breakdown and has not published any mocking/snarky/messed up things about Amanda Bynes. So give him the benefit of the doubt.

I'm spending $100 a month on birth control I need so I don't have to miss work from bleeding so heavily. This is bull.

I can only respond to that with:

Kind of random, but I've recently come to the conclusion that guys (movie star guys, I mean) will never be as hot as they were back in the 80's. Yeah, the clothes were weird and their hair was dumb, but there was a weird beauty about them. Now it's all nose jobs and spray tans and perfect teeth, and they are just…

I wanted him to win the whole movie. Whatever that means. Because he was a stone fox back in the day.

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?

Here's hoping he goes to The Dr. Drew Center for Punks who Don't Dress Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

We think that we opted to feel pain so that our future child wouldn't have to suffer.

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

LINNNNNNNDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINDY WEST TASTE TEST! LINDY WEST TASTE TEST!

*If you chant it, she will come.*

Gross question, but anyway: WTF is going on with a man who can get an erection in this situation? Obviously something deeply fucked up, like violence and domination have been connected in his brain since way, way back. Yuck.

No, our country doesn't have a problem with helping the mentally ill. They can get all the help they need! We don't cut them loose to destroy their lives!

"growls," "stumbles," "Enfeebled," "quaking,"??? This is some awful writing. I am literally withering with contempt in my chair as my brow beetles with disdain. My shaking hand can barely put down my tepid cup of watery coffee. Ugh.

What gets me though are all of the comments I have read (not here but on CNN and others) concerning this story, are how many people do not believe women rape children. I'm male and was abused by a female relative at a very young age. I don't share that often especially with men because they are all like "yeah man…

No excuse. Lots of people are sexually abused and don't go on to abuse others, myself included. What it did do was mess me up mentally to the point where I practically had a mental breakdown when my daughter was a toddler. I trusted no one around her, and it took a lot of therapy to get past that.

I think something like this should be a federal decision, not a state one. That way, everyone is treated fairly across the country.

Sexual abuse of a child should have no statute of limitations, just as murder doesn't. I realize that this is a state-by-state issue, but it should be addressed.