Age: 17

Age: 20 (second semester sophomore year of college)

It was 6 years ago and it still makes me sad to think about. DAMN YOU, JEFFREY. I blame my dysfunctional love life on him and the precedent he set. Emotionally unavailable assholes are my catnip. I CAN MAKE YOU LOVE ME!! (but I can't)

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

Age: 23 (almost 24)

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I always imagined Gene Simmons would smell like Drakkar Noir and b.o.

related: when that old woman on miranda's co-op board (right before blair underwood comes in) yells "I have a cataract!"

"be allowed to monitor their religious ... education as well as the disciplinary techniques"

'Which is kind of hilarious, considering that in 2009 Cyrus once spoke at length about being "embarrassed" by the sexy, sexxy sexxxuality of her Annie Leibovitz-shot backless photograph in the magazine.'

Wife of dictator totally cool for Vogue, but not one of those skanky teens!

Today's Dirt Bag was even better than usual. A+, Anna.

Thankfully Mel Brooks has always appreciated funny women as much as men... they certainly gave us some memorable moments. :)

Looking at that, I can hear her screeching "Will you step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!"

God I loved her too.

Never. Ovarian cancer took Gilda and Madeline and I'll never forgive it.

There are a lot of funny women in this world, but there will never, ever be another Madeline. <3

I think that libertarianism goes hand-in-hand with believing that we live in a meritocracy, and that our situations in life are based entirely on our choices. Like, you know, government shouldn't go around handing money out to people, because they haven't earned it. Also, government shouldn't go around restricting…

I practice this, but then people get all worked up that I'm not sufficiently stressed.