"I don't know nuthin". snerk :D

I wear a lot of eye makeup and have dry eyes. Within ten minutes of a nap, my contacts would be welded to my corneas and my face would look like a massacre. I have to be freshly-washed, lotioned, and lens-free to sleep. It's a great idea, though.:/

Exactly! Siestas make you live forever.
http://healthyliving.msn.com/blogs/daily-ap…

This article basically reads the same: daily naps, midday coffee and friends= happiness and longevity!
http://healthyliving.msn.com/blogs/daily-ap…

*bran muffins and bean muffins both.

Maybe the minute he starts the engine, the pistons will begin working and the car will have the power to move again. Fucking cars. How do they work.

This made my night. Fuck givers of bean muffins. Fuckem right in the ear.

This works! My two year old loves raw spinach because it's Dino food.:)

Awesome:) Also, your Miguel avatar made my day. A favorite movie in our house.

Hairy animal-men are gorgeous and amazing cuddlers. I hope you learn to love it. Lots of women do! But like the op says, to each his own. :)

I can't stop watching this. The kitten is a cutiepie but the guy is such an adorable daddy! I love "Larry David"s.

Abusive assholes suck, which is what your doctor was. Mine is practical, warm, and delightfully dry-witted. It's scary enough for young girls to get examined, and that woman deserved a hefty lawsuit. I'm so sorry that happened to you. My daughter is that age, and I would turn into Prom-Carrie. Hope you're ok now:(

This is wonderful news, especially for those of us who live in the heart of AngryOldDoctorHatesPlanB-ville. Maybe fewer women will have to endure the Truculent Sneer of Righteousnous now.

"Texas Governor Rick Perry has already solidified his place in the annals of women's history..."
Rick Perry will never have the pleasure of solidifying in anyone's annals; only men we really like are allowed there.
*throws empty champagne glass in the fireplace

I will be adding wine to the regimen in honor of your pain. Good luck;)

I shall be joining you in the angryclean, and incorporating the angryeat.

Holy shit, that must've been horribly traumatic for you!:( I'll bet he's in prison for assault by now because he was obviously a monster. Glad you weren't hurt physically, and know that his insane behavior, especially toward a child, was NOT your fault. That's some PTSD-inducing stuff.

This right here!!