Simmons didnt play his heart out. He was mostly absent for much of the postseason, save from a game here or two. He is literally too scared to take a freaking jump shot. You call that playing your heart out?

Simmons played his heart out??? He showed up for 1 game against the Nets and the last 2 during the Toronto series.

And you’re going to do us the favor of not telling us which they are? 

Is sexism the reason why this movie got 15% on RT and will also (rightfully) bomb?

I don’t think Nurkic meant anything by the t-shirt, it’s actually just a Jim Carroll Band t-shirt customized for each tour stop, and he happened to attend the Sarajevo show.

That’s how I feel about Yuengling. I had zero interest in it until I started bowling regularly and realized it was the only brew any of the alleys sold that wasn’t Miller/Coors/Bud Lite.

Maybe she needs a snickers.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

Sorry, “Weaponized Mulatto” is my stripper name.

Bullshit. Pitchers can relax just as much as hitters can. The problem is that so many of them have a bat stuck up their ass, wide end first.

Not a Lost fan? 

that was a fairly clean block dummy

Now playing defense makes Embiid a dick. Holy shit.

Um, I would like to point out that several black people have been shot in the back by police because they ‘feared’ for their life. 

Sue and charge all of them, take their money, take their fucking soul for being the piece of shit garbage that they are.

No, sis, don’t move on. Press charges so that bitch can hopefully go to jail.

What’s next?

Lmfao. I as well sir.

I cried. I didn’t know golf could make me cry.

Jim Nantz was doing his best to get El Tigre to cry. “Just tell us how it feels. And I mean how it really feels. Deep down in your soul. Think of your kids. And your deceased father. How does it feel? Just tell us."