Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

It was so good, right? Better than Episode 7? Better than Jedi?

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

Exactly. The joke is that people really hate the fucking Cowboys.

RadioLab’s Robert Krulwich did an interesting piece on Brian Ladoon a few years back.

As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

It’s “just” a trailer, amiright? Not a 25' long and 15' high box trailer. It is as tall as his house. And he is not parking it there, he is storing it there. It is why they made these places. So, you do not have to be a douche to your neighbors and understand that just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

That’s how I found out I’m not the new Spider-man.

Then don’t read it

Last time anyone in Philly saw beating that bad we lost Apollo Creed.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

These are the voyages of the USS Nostromo...

The first few Enchantress pics are very Klimt- influenced

As a 6'6" white guy who couldn’t jump I could send you hours of footage of missed dunks.