There was no right answer for this one. My guess is Bettman will cut it to 10 games and everyone will move on.

Every defense he’s coached has improved by DVOA ranking in his first year. I also saw him playing with his grandkids at DFW airport one time and it was adorable. Those two things plus the above forces me to conclude that Wade Phillips is a good football man.

“We all need a lesson in sensitivity,” Kings president Chris Granger said. “In an effort to celebrate Chinese New Year, we had some concerns about the T-shirt giveaway, so we pulled them all before the doors opened. Certainly we don’t want to offend anybody, and we acted as soon as we heard the concern.”

I would totally buy tampons from a company that had the ovaries to go by “TIDAL.” Especially if their social media ads were just gifs of the elevator blood scene from The Shining.

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

St. Cletus had taken both regular season matchups, and the rubber match here took place at Immaculate Conception out in Elmhurst.

Finally, my time has come.

Owen Wilson is the Joker?

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

They just kept pounding, and now they’re a perfect 1-1 on the playoffs!

The worst thing about former political prisoners is having to pretend that you like their art.

I understand Mike; you can’t record/upload that for obvious reasons.

He once picked up a stray kitten and cuddled it...TO DEATH.

Rest in peace you beautiful son of a bitch.

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!