I like Inception very much, but it’s ending isn’t that special. It certainly provokes a question, but come on - a top ending of all time? Get real.

“We all need a lesson in sensitivity,” Kings president Chris Granger said. “In an effort to celebrate Chinese New Year, we had some concerns about the T-shirt giveaway, so we pulled them all before the doors opened. Certainly we don’t want to offend anybody, and we acted as soon as we heard the concern.”

I would totally buy tampons from a company that had the ovaries to go by “TIDAL.” Especially if their social media ads were just gifs of the elevator blood scene from The Shining.

Talk about your apalling oversights!

WELL HAN AND CHEWY, DUH.

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

St. Cletus had taken both regular season matchups, and the rubber match here took place at Immaculate Conception out in Elmhurst.

How is it cannabilsm you stupid millennial fuck.

Finally, my time has come.

Owen Wilson is the Joker?

I feel like Sam was looking for something a little more long-term...

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!