Freddy Got Fingered. Seriously.

Sorry, but that isn’t a powerful slide, that is a late and sloppy slide... tremendous difference.

Yeah it means people are wasting time on bullshit that’s going to hurt the greater cause of unifying the world. Kudos.

The only people that eat there are crackers who happen to be shaped like barrels, so... 

If only there was a way to train the young minds of teens to kill cops instead of shooting up their schools.

If they move forward, this pig will lose his job, and Oakland will get embarrassed on a national stage.

If his parents had a butler, he would be Master Bateman.

You neglected to mention his ‘classical’ album which was actually ok.

Filming in a private bathroom.

Honestly, that leaked set on youtube is the best stand-up I’ve heard from anyone in over a decade.

Isn’t asking permission considered consent?

Allowed to? sure. Tacky and shitty of them? definitely.

You seriously sound like an awful and miserable human being.

People need to get over their bullshit and stop turning liberals and moderates off to the greater social good.

Suburban white women are the cause of most problems in society.

I ain’t droppin’ no eaves, sir.

Here is a video of the encounter with every word exchanged, I found yesterday. For a pitcher that hits a lot of dongers himself, he is possibly the worst person ever?

Oh, shut the fuck up... you, not him.

Sports highlight of the century so far...

Anal.