The only people that eat there are crackers who happen to be shaped like barrels, so... 

If only there was a way to train the young minds of teens to kill cops instead of shooting up their schools.

If they move forward, this pig will lose his job, and Oakland will get embarrassed on a national stage.

If his parents had a butler, he would be Master Bateman.

You neglected to mention his ‘classical’ album which was actually ok.

Pretty sure this was just a distraction from them going from sugar to high-fructose corn syrup. When they switched back to classic, the corn syrup remained, and coke never tasted the same... unless its from mexico.

Filming in a private bathroom.

Honestly, that leaked set on youtube is the best stand-up I’ve heard from anyone in over a decade.

Isn’t asking permission considered consent?

This is disappointing news for both fans of Lobo and Television.

Allowed to? sure. Tacky and shitty of them? definitely.

You seriously sound like an awful and miserable human being.

People need to get over their bullshit and stop turning liberals and moderates off to the greater social good.

Instagrammers fart on this request...

Suburban white women are the cause of most problems in society.

Or maybe everyone is just tired of shit x-men films when we deserve better?

I ain’t droppin’ no eaves, sir.

Here is a video of the encounter with every word exchanged, I found yesterday. For a pitcher that hits a lot of dongers himself, he is possibly the worst person ever?

Oh, shut the fuck up... you, not him.

Sports highlight of the century so far...