If his parents had a butler, he would be Master Bateman.

You neglected to mention his ‘classical’ album which was actually ok.

Filming in a private bathroom.

Honestly, that leaked set on youtube is the best stand-up I’ve heard from anyone in over a decade.

Isn’t asking permission considered consent?

Allowed to? sure. Tacky and shitty of them? definitely.

You seriously sound like an awful and miserable human being.

People need to get over their bullshit and stop turning liberals and moderates off to the greater social good.

Suburban white women are the cause of most problems in society.

I ain’t droppin’ no eaves, sir.

Here is a video of the encounter with every word exchanged, I found yesterday. For a pitcher that hits a lot of dongers himself, he is possibly the worst person ever?

Oh, shut the fuck up... you, not him.

Sports highlight of the century so far...

Anal.

To be fair, the Western All-Star Team Warriors are heavily injured.

They were one dropped pass shy of likely winning a second superbowl...

You know, I came here to argue that Western PA isn’t the mid-west. Then I thought about it for a minute, and realized those heathens refer to soda as “Pop” once you are west of Harrisburg. So fuck ‘em.

Bummer, came here to support the philly team... Nope.

Bummer, came here to support the philly team... Nope.

You just described all of Suburban and Rural America, and that is why we are doomed.

Rekt!