Sounds like you just admitted to emotionally cheating on your husband.

I mean, just look at his stupid marzipan face. He looks like a Hitler youth.

Middle Eastern cooking is the best cooking. I know, I worked at Zahav for 5 years.

More like Dork Fortress.

“Do they bite each other’s hands?”

Is it inappropriate for me to say that the lady with the megaphone is hot?

Fuuuuuuuuuck that.

Is this why there hasn’t been a new Singed skin in almost two years?

They ‘Lost’ it... see what i did there?

They are literally just making up what the bible says as they go. These people should be euthanized.

I guess it turns out Better Than Ezra’s name actually came from time travel and the state of modern music.

Opening night of The Last Jedi, I was playing video games online, and looked down to read:

Jesus wasn’t real, just part of the trip.

This series is shit and I don’t understand why people enjoy it.

I wouldn’t say your mom is fair, but she is definitely game.

Now you know what it’s like to be a white liberal and read liberal media. This is why things won’t change, cause y’all do it just as much.

This guy could simultaneously be sucking off everyone on earth, and still not be doing enough to warrant his pay.

This makes me so happy... few things do these days.

Hopefully they can still bet $420 and $666 then.

I think it’s time to take the guns away from cops, and see how they handle things then.