Yep, this is the same excuse they use every time. I’m from a wealthy conservative family, although I am neither of those things. 

EGG BOY FOREVER!

If everyone just walked up the escalator the world would be a better place. Fuck you for encouraging laziness with false science. Seriously, fuck you.

Wow, this got me misty, but I’m also a total sap.

Even if on ‘sale’ $90 is still not a good deal for a sleeveless jersey.

Even if on ‘sale’ $90 is still not a good deal for a sleeveless jersey.

It’s a bit dusty in here...

Well if you are at work, do your job and gtfoh.

This man is a national treasure.

Let’s ignore it until it goes away.

Rekt.

Ok, so can we find the people who complain to the FCC and start the great culling with them?

The Rays are like the Expos of the modern era... get them the fuck out of there!

Well this was entirely and pleasantly unexpected!

or watch the video and see that nothing wrong happened you daft shit.

Maybe because if you watched the video you would notice that he DIDN’T FUCKING PULL ANYONE TO THE GROUND. He snatched a cell phone from his wife, and she fell out of her chair.

Every doctor I’ve ever talked to about it says it’s totally fine in moderation.

Fuck yes! She is both the greatest and the hottest ever!

Lies, we know he is coming to the Phillies.

I’m with Thanos

The love child of King-Hippo and Glass Joe.