If everyone just walked up the escalator the world would be a better place. Fuck you for encouraging laziness with false science. Seriously, fuck you.

Wow, this got me misty, but I’m also a total sap.

Even if on ‘sale’ $90 is still not a good deal for a sleeveless jersey.

Even if on ‘sale’ $90 is still not a good deal for a sleeveless jersey.

Wow! This is possibly the most exciting science news I’ve read in a while. 

It’s a bit dusty in here...

Well if you are at work, do your job and gtfoh.

This man is a national treasure.

Let’s ignore it until it goes away.

Rekt.

Ok, so can we find the people who complain to the FCC and start the great culling with them?

The Rays are like the Expos of the modern era... get them the fuck out of there!

Well this was entirely and pleasantly unexpected!

They aren’t banning tobacco cigarettes. Which is what makes this stupid, smug, and off the target. The city here has many more problems that should be getting attention.

That shitty nerd is a liar.

Combined

or watch the video and see that nothing wrong happened you daft shit.

Maybe because if you watched the video you would notice that he DIDN’T FUCKING PULL ANYONE TO THE GROUND. He snatched a cell phone from his wife, and she fell out of her chair.

Every doctor I’ve ever talked to about it says it’s totally fine in moderation.

Fuck yes! She is both the greatest and the hottest ever!

Lies, we know he is coming to the Phillies.