Well if you are at work, do your job and gtfoh.

This man is a national treasure.

Let’s ignore it until it goes away.

Rekt.

Ok, so can we find the people who complain to the FCC and start the great culling with them?

The Rays are like the Expos of the modern era... get them the fuck out of there!

Well this was entirely and pleasantly unexpected!

or watch the video and see that nothing wrong happened you daft shit.

Maybe because if you watched the video you would notice that he DIDN’T FUCKING PULL ANYONE TO THE GROUND. He snatched a cell phone from his wife, and she fell out of her chair.

Every doctor I’ve ever talked to about it says it’s totally fine in moderation.

Fuck yes! She is both the greatest and the hottest ever!

Lies, we know he is coming to the Phillies.

I’m with Thanos

The love child of King-Hippo and Glass Joe.

If he gets 4 wrong a game, in his own words, how does he still have a fucking job?

Me: 6'4

They should just be put down... seriously. 

Life is boring and lonely, people do drugs. Get over it Japan, it’s better than people marrying pillows for fucks sake!

The real problem with the world isn’t race, religion, or gender... It’s money.

I predicted the Browns to make the playoffs last season, and if not for the shitstain officiating that is the NFL refs, they would have.