I’m disappointed that there’s an article about her in the first place.

I didn’t know you could choke someone via the shoulder...

This is why I left the videogame industry to become a waiter...

Sorry pal, I don’t live here, unlike you and Anthony Keidis. Everyone knows there’s nothing more pathetic than Boston, besides Dallas. 

The age of consent in MOST states is 16. Not news. Move on, thanks.

You lost... go away. Your troll game is weak, and you are just embarrassing yourself.

The James Beard Foundation seems to differ with your opinion on food. I’m keen to their take, as opposed to the troll perpetuating the stereotypes about my city that keeps our rent low. 

I originally came to ask why on earth you would eat that, when you live in Philadelphia, the best place for food on the East Coast. Then I read the article.

Dysentery 

Coming in 2020: World of League of Legends.

People like you are why we aren’t at Star Trek yet.

That poster is already a better movie than TLJ.

As a Philadelphian, and Sixers fan, this really really really pisses me off...

C’mon now, non-wealthy urban white people are ok.

It looks like a flying rape van.

I think I just lost all the excitement I had for this game. The tone and that dudes voice are just not good.

Your sentiment is correct, but culturally it is more of an indian/pakistani thing to not imbibe cold beverages. I mostly know this from a career in restaurants.

Well, that’s his fault for doing it while parked... That’s what the highway is for. Just means he is dumb and horny, not a thief.

Darn, I thought they were gonna use philly...

To answer the headline: be skinny.