The only conclusion I can come up with is that the employees had just indulged in some particularly paranoia-inducing weed together. Because that’s just fucking weird.

I’m willing to bet on December 31 a meteor actually will hit Earth. Not enough to end us completely, just enough to fuck us over.

We really don’t. We’re a plague.

I never thought I would be in favor of global warming, but maybe we don’t deserve to inhabit this planet anymore. Humans are the worst.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

“I’m also taking this action for the benefit of all parents and families, who may be facing the same violation of their rights—”

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Possibly the mom can “get away with it’ saying it’s about HER story during her daughters end of life and the fight to get there? I dunno it’s bullshit and obviously Brittany knew her mom would do this. So sad.

If her daughter clearly stated in her will that she did not want anyone else but her husband to tell her story, what legal right did her mother have to do this? Am I missing something?

Nothing says “great mom” like going against your dead child’s very specific wishes. /s

What a mess. I can’t imagine going against my daughter’s wishes and writing about her life if she didn’t want me to. That poor man.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

ISIS!!!!!!!!

Was a republican!!! Parkinson’s!! Clinton Foundation!!! Pay for play!! Really a man!!! Sharia!!!

This was on my twitter feed tonight.

Bengazi! Bleached emails!! Bill!!! Corrupt!!!! Liar!!!!! Wikileaks!!!!! She did her job as a defense lawyer!!!!!!!

No. I want any person able to vote against him but who is tempted to skip it because they have the sniffles, a new phone to play with, they live in a red state or a blue state so it doesn’t matter,  or some similar idiotic reason, to think of every last one of these outrages and GO VOTE.

Moments after I explain to my daughter what a sexual predator is, I find out that he called Marlee Matlin retarded and mocked her deafness. This is who they want their kids to look up to?