fart every time you leave your desk.

My coworkers are cracking themselves up about the Obamas stealing the furniture, cause, you know, black people...

nah, he’ll rationalize it (republicans have jobs! it’s cold out!) he will never give in to self reflection at all, and later when he boasts about historic crowds (they were the best! the biggest! big league!) he’ll actually remember it that way.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Of course he’ll say “the biggest crowds ever.” In the face of video, audio, books and newspaper accounts, he’s still managed to deny, lie and exaggerate with a straight fucking face. The sign of a true sociopath.

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Vice grips, fifth from the right, top row.

I would choose the really long ones on the left so that my actual flesh stays as far from this canker as possible.

Oh god you know they’d be like NO, anti PC means I get to attack not be attacked! Reverse racism! Red Pill! Ggahhh strokes out.

Then I’ll be tried and convicted for assault because this is Trump’s America.

Not enough vomit in the world.

I volunteer to give him a playful pinch in his nether regions. I’m sure he’ll find it hilarious.

I’m guessing the women will now be coming out of the word work to talk about what he did to them as well. This does not sound like an isolated incident.

You missed my favorite bit:

Hope his whole family is ashamed of him and refuse to speak to him.

Yeah, I love this new world too. I don’t have to be “politically correct.” Like, in the old days when Obummer and his Muslim Jade Helm brethren roamed the land, I would have bit my tongue.

This story is so enraging, every time I’ve read about this I can feel my blood pressure go up. But, this:

Like I said on another thread; pussies bite back

Dear God - Greenwich, CT. Not surprising. Not surprising in the least. Yiiiiiikes.