They’re just setting you all up for the swimsuit portion of the night ladies. Just remember, PROJECT, SMILE and DAZZLE. Oh, and dress tape over the nipples if you’re on the teevee.

A hazmat suit would be very modest, and promote family values!

Are medical face masks and latex gloves acceptable?

She is a treasure.

I imagine:

And while we’re at it, if the police departments across the country are begging Congress to do something about gun control, after eight of them have been murdered by a couple deranged lunatics, do you think they’d listen?

If they put it on pay per view I would order the hell out of that.

Indiana sent 200 of our State Police over to help out with security and crowd control. Cleveland PD must be shitting their pants 24-7 over these jackasses parading around with AR 15s.

Remember when hosting summits, conventions, and Olympiads was a boon for a city and not a curse? Sigh.

Oh god please let her confront Steve King on the Contribution to Civilzation comment.

PLEASE.

The “dollar store Rambos” are apparently from my hometown. My feelings on this can be best described as violent cringing.

I threw up in my mouth a little at that. God the mental gymnastics they were displaying were amazing.

God I wish Sam was there for the blond pompous ass kid and his inane mom. I wanted to slap them upside the head and scream: CAN YOU NOT HEAR YOURSELVES SPEAK RN!!! They were infuriating.

That was nuts and her kid parroting everything.

Tell her hi from Jezebel for is if you see her! Thanks.

I’d rather my city host a fucking G8 summit or even an (ugh) Olympics than this bullshit. Poor Cleveland.

Can we talk about that mom who suggested that because a Muslim was elected (Obama) they can elect Trump?

a delightfully irritated fairy queen beaming a ray of magical light into the writhing depths of hell