Whos don’t need decorations to be happy.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

1) That is a face built by meth.

When your parents name you Lindy Lou, apparently you have to do a bunch of meth about it to prove to the world you’re not like all the other Whos down in Whoville.

I think the tone is because of who the victim of the vandalism was. But yeah, it’s a hot mess all around.

Yeah that whole situation sounds like the person in article was on drugs.. hopefully she gets help? The tone of the article is throwing me for a loop, not sure what we are supposed to take from it (I’m esl tho?) but I sincerely hope that girl gets the help she needs o_o

Speaking as someone who struggles with mild agoraphobia and moderate anxiety, appearing on a nationally syndicated tv show sounds like about as much fun as attending a book club with Trump.

You’d think someone as rich as Oprah would have access to better doctors

When the sun throws just the right amount of shade

If it is not a good time after someone shoots a school full of kids, why would it be after shooting just 2 people?

Actually children don’t. I tried once and they cried and wanted someone else to babysit them.

Trump’s America at its finest.

this is the problem with murica.... you shoot all your good peeps

We got Nazis in the White House, bruh. I don’t think they stay out of the zipcode.

I ask that you make a quick addition to the headline or the body of the text. This murder occurred in the Washington, DC suburbs. This isn’t rural Virginia. This is 90 minutes from Charlottesville. This is the blue, liberal part of Virginia with an average home price of $429,000. And it is down right horrifying that…

You mean that’s the original statue? That’s the unvandalized statue? Because that shit is ugly as fuck, and I can’t believe people are pissed off about taking down something that clearly was slapped up with the greatest of haste and is objectively ugly. The horse is gold! The eyes! That thing is ridiculous. Honestly,…

You know, I’m hating these goddamn statues, but regardless of the subject matter... Let’s talk about this ‘statue’.

Looks like it was sculpted by someone who’d never seen a horse before. Or a human, for that matter.

It CAN, however, bail you out of jail!

Never too soon either.