Tax Cut Bill

Today’s Code 45* gives us a glimpse into the well-oiled word factory that produces names for pieces of legislation in the current administration. When 45* was told that the short title, Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, violates the Byrd Rule, he sprang into action to fix it:

40 percent of Americans think Trump has made the economy better

“Stocks and the economy have a long way to go after the Tax Cut Bill is totally understood and appreciated in scope and size. Immediate expensing will have a big impact. Biggest Tax Cuts and Reform EVER passed. Enjoy, and create many beautiful JOBS!”

“Democrats are now tied with Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates after a recount that put Democrat Shelly Simonds ahead of Republican David Yancey by A SINGLE VOTE. Say it with me: dang!!!!”

My votes for #1 and #2 are somehow both in this tweet:

They all have punchable faces. Its the “smiling at you in the face while stabbing you in the back” expression they all have.

I call and raise you this motherfucker.

I think you mean “wattle and neck”

Speaking of “neck,” I’d like to punch McConnell in his.

On the list of the most punchable faces, Trump and that weasel Ryan are neck and neck 1-2.

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

The birth control pill was incredibly controversial upon release and is inextricably linked to the sexual revolution and feminism. It treats all kinds of conditions, but women not being as scared of unintended pregnancy was a huge percieved threat to society. It continues to represent that threat.

Thank you, Judge Wendy Beetlestone, for saving our bacon and having the best name in the history of time.

Progressive ideas only make sense if you want the overall economy to grow while income inequality shrinks thanks to an educated workforce.

Republicans are just total bananas. Democrats are not like this...right? I can’t think of an equivalent example of cognitive dissonance on the Dem side. I mean, Republicans don’t want anybody to have birth control, then they’re super unsympathetic when people have unwanted pregnancies, and of course refuse abortion…

You don’t pay attention to the net worths of congress people very much. So many of them are somehow turning their meager savings (Let’s say $100k for arguments sake) into robust investment accounts worth millions. It’s as of they’re using their positions in government to profit. Hrmm. Fucking criminals making law.…

How do you get an amazing name like Wendy Beetlestone? Was she appointed by Lemony Snicket?

This pisses me off so much. Birth control is prescribed for so many conditions (primarily because so little attention is paid to women’s health by the medical research profession that it’s still the best option for a lot of conditions that modern medicine shrugs its shoulders at and says, “Eh, it’s probably a…

You might wonder how a right wing conservative could vote for this, as they have the most at risk if their side piece becomes with child. It is cause they will just console their girlfriend into having an abortion. Problem solved.