A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

Food. I had a similar situation with stray kittens at my workplace. By day 3 or 4 they came running when I approached.

eta: days 1 & 2 were me leaving food and then fucking off when it became clear they wouldn’t come out for the food until I was gone.

I don’t what’s more confounding about this article: the Log Cabin Republicans’ existence or the fact Newt was talking to the Log Cabin Republicans.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

Try yelling “fore” instead, you filthy casual.

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as knowing how much President Barrack Hussein Obama chafes their asses. They can refuse to call him president and check his papers but he is still in charge!

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Apart from anything else even if he could have afforded to sue, by the time the court case was settled and he was allowed to get his pianos back (because you’re going to need a court order to go into someone’s property to repossess your pianos) he’d probably have gone bust because he wouldn’t just have been out the…

Beat me to it, although there’s room for one more in there.

Returns with maxi-pads and a bottle of laundry detergent.....

It’s going to be a blast hearing how many of Trump’s campaign staff don’t get paid.

Trumps’s like your unemployed cousin that you send to the store to get beer and smokes. You just know he’s going to fuck it up.

We’re getting closer and closer to my dream scenario: Donald Trump hosts a reality show to find his next campaign manager.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

As a well-adjusted adult with bills and shit? of course not

Many college students would be quite happy to learn their new roommate is also a supplier.

I agree. Also, I think that POTUS is such a small group. They can commiserate even if disagreeing on many other things. There are only a handful of people that know what stress the Obama family has undergone in office. W is one of those.

Personally, I think the hug was genuine, and based on a recognition that he got a few things right.