Taylor Swift, Jerry Seinfeld, and Celine Dion.

Dab? Back to google for my elderly self.

Since Trump isn’t going to win, I’m confident it will last.

“I’m sure some of this was psychological: Both Luke and I grew up in Christian households, which I don’t regret in any way––we are still practicing Christians––but sex was never talked about in my family. ”

Or weed and oral? Oral sex is crucial to enjoyable sex. For some people. It might be easier to relax and re-teach your brain that sex is fun if you take penetration out of the equation? Like, just practice oral with your husband until you find yourself enjoying it and having an orgasm.

Have you tried giving your vagina weed?

That’s like being upset when an actress appears in a movie.

What’s it called when you are trying to correct the voters in a state who know better, rather than a woman who knows better?

“He may now bend the concept of fact as well.”

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

Seriously, New Hampshire? We leave you alone for 5 minutes and suddenly you become Florida?

No. Just raise better boys. Good kids who grow up with the proper understanding of what respect is do not turn into rapists because they joined some social club.

3, 2, 1 to #butnotallfratsandsororities are bad bullshit that inevitably shows up here

Get rid of fraternities. Period.

I loved this shade she threw just by taping on the microphone. No low level insults, no yelling, just one little action and bam you knew just what she thought of Trump & his whining. Any chance we can get her to run for President when Hillarys term/s are over?

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....