Not sure how you can just toss someone out of a hotel based on an accusation. So if I get in an argument with someone I can just have them booted by accusing them of assault? I would think some video corroboration would be necessary at the least.

Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my…

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

I know what I want it to mean. The appropriate reply is, “Yeah man. I’m cool.” An ambiguous answer to an awkward question.

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

Seriously. Generally, this would be an invitation to do drugs. But the hypothetical that Pareene sets up is very obviously swingers.

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

Sounds like a great way to waste your drugs on a couple that isn’t dtf. Take that mess over to The Cuck.

Do you party means drugs what is wrong with people

I’m leaning the other way, like, the explicit invitation is for drugs, but with an implied “If so, you guys should join us back at our place. We’ll have some drinks, do some blow, get in the hot tub and see where it leads...”

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

I picked sex stuff, but I would also expect to get drugs.

Why not both.

So, they have a whole boat full of mini subs. If they knew she threw it overboard, why wouldn't they just go down in the subs and look for it?

Right Rose, throw it overboard. Don't, you know, give it to your granddaughter who's been taking care of you or anything.

i also had not!

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…

Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.

@splendidsqualor: The best way? Go to your library and reserve the book for two hours. Scan (or take pictures) of what you need. It's not illegal if you're not reselling the copies.