Of course they hyper-charge. That’s why two Tylenol in the hospital costs $24 and why you are allowed to take home the $33 plastic water pitcher that’s in your room.

Yes, Knoebel’s! It’s still a fantastic park!

She had no idea how to use it and kept trying to push in the holes where the numbers are looking for a button.

I actually have a picture of my daughter in a real phone booth with the closing door! I took it, oh, maybe 4 years ago at a small amusement park in rural PA. She had no idea what it was for until she went in and saw the phone.—- a ROTARY phone!

“can’t be trusted with that kind of access”

No one ever told me that an epidural completely and totally numbs everything south of your lungs. I couldn’t even tell if I was pushing or not!

That’s why they always slapped the baby in the old movies!

My water broke like in the movies but I had no contractions. So I call the L&D floor where I am to give birth and ask them if I should come right in and they tell me to take my time and come in when I’m ready. It was like 5:30am and hubs was ready to go to work so I told him to go and I wouldd call him when I was…

Where did she even find a phone booth?

An article about Center Stage and no mention of how it put Zoe Saldana on the map??!!

Work trip with inflexible dates. Ugh.

s.n.a.c.k.—- that’s an odd way to spell kitten.

Last time I flew East Coast to Los Angeles (2014), my ticket was just over $700. Last summer, East Coast to Budapest cost $720

This is me at like half of the concerts I attend. I take my teenage daughter and her friends, set them up in their section and then get a beer and read my Kindle in the ‘parents’ area’.

Okay but that does nothing until it is passed by both houses and signed by the POTUS

I mean, the headband is straight-up cheating.

I could fit like 30 or 40 pens into a bunhead. These girls aren’t thinking very hard.

That can’t be right. Congress can’t do anything on their own without the president’s signature.

Maybe not you personally but several times a week I have someone buzz up behind me in the left lane, flashing lights for me to get over while everyone in the left lane, myself included, are passing everyone in the right—- and doing so at 75 in a 55. But there’s always that one guy who thinks that passing should be…

I know that this is true because it was the only question that stumped me on my written license exam 30 years ago lol