One thing: There is a pretty well known speed limit in NYC, because they just changed it at the start of the year. 25 MPH. I don’t even have a car here and I know that.

Thank you for making me laugh very hard.

I 110% approve of drinking all alcoholic drinks via a straw. Try cider sometimes. Makes the experience 70x better. But good cider of course. Like Ace’s Pineapple cider. Or Angry Orchard. Not Magners.

Well said!

This is pure awesome.

There IS a term for a man who dates a woman who is much younger than he: it's called a man.

Agreed, sexiest dude on the page (however kudos for talking about 80s Spader as he was one of the most underrated actors of that decade, thank you very much).

You know what the worst part is about this? That this will further allow Ray Rice to think that he wasn't wrong to begin with, and that the NFL, the haters, were in the wrong all along.