PhucPhucGOODBYE to this collective of inbred snowflakes who lip-sync they are different but in fact they replicate the same Kaka programs of Google and ding dong Bing. 

A lady in front of us was doing some online shopping during the game and we asked her if she could find a linebacker that could be delivered before the 4th quarter started.

My favorite plays were the ones in which the Chiefs linebackers and secondary forgot that they have arms when they tackle. That was awesome. 

“I want to see how the D adjusts”

LOL this is Andy Reid we’re talking about. There will be no adjustments.  

As a person in attendance at this debacle, the crowd's favorite play was when Andy Reid decided his 21 total rushing yards was proof positive that a running play on 4th and 2 was the winning call. 

“This is exactly how you win a game, just run every play. Keep ‘em guessing because they’re gonna expect you to throw it eventually, but they’ll be wrong.”

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Great story Wagner! Now do a comparative mental analysis on crazy hair's talking smack about Zlatan saying he never won a MLS championship as if this legend in his own mind could even be a waterboy anywhere anytime in European soccer. Listen to his comments and try not to laugh!

Sweet burn, but you can’t sauté in a fluid predominantly water. You could make a piss extract and add it to an oil, or if you want to be fancy, get a big container of piss and sous vide the steak. That being said, this article is trash.

Seeing your name on a post about what should be an interesting topic is like getting a free steak dinner that’s been sautéed in piss.