This is what you get when you declare war and the LGBTQ+ community, and I am here for it.

Am I becoming paranoid, or is it disturbing that a police union seems comfortable throwing around “sundown” ultimatums at a time like this? Was this deliberate, or just really fucking tone deaf?

I’m so glad all of these government employees were here to protect me.
-A libertarian 

I have to wonder if the stylist did this specifically for the green screen fun to be had on Twitter and she did not know because she has to be dumb (because who would not see that coming?)
OR Melania was in on it and it was her passive aggressive way to take over the night and become the conversation.
OR Trump did it…

uncanny!

Sorry, I’m siding with your spouse here. Gum doesn’t biodegrade. https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/chewing-gum-trash.htm

Good thing that post wasn’t structural, apparently!

President Trump and I will always support the right of Americans to peacefully protest.

protesting state violence is akin to protesting America itself.

That makes about as much sense as if I intentionally littered because I know it’s someone’s job to clean up the streets. “I’m a job creator, ya hear?” *upends garbage bag on the curb*

I’m sort of just shocked that this isn’t more of a story. I was just sort of shocked when when I saw pictures of this. 

My mom does that to people on the street all the time. She picks the trash up and says in a concerned manner, “You dropped this.” For some reason everyone always puts their hand out to which she fills their hand with trash.

I hate litterbugs.

I have my own way of dealing with them. PreCovid, I worked daily in Mid-Town Manhattan. Lots of tourists who think nothing of dropping trash in our streets. I was walking behind a pair of obvious tourists. He pulled a candy bar out of his bag, opened it, and give a piece to his girlfriend/SO. He then…

I wonder what it cost Dump to have Mel do such a big favor. The handlers had to know this “compassionate” speech was their big ace in the hole, and she’s barely around usually. Renegotiation of the prenup?

“prayers ... for those who are ill or suffering”

To shine differently next to the pastel inlaws.

For the liberal intellectuals it’s the cocktail party principle. These guys expect to be able to say anything they want for the sake of a “thought experiment”. They expect those around them to smile bemusedly at their eccentricity since they have the credentials and the gentility to pull it off. How dare you point out…

Despite being cancelled and having their voices silenced by the radical Left these Conservatives really do seem incapable of shutting the fuck up.

Yep. I still want to punch that shit-eating grin off this kid's face.