From what I was reading, witnesses there said it appeared she was goofing off and trying to grab a tree she was passing and she lost her balance and went over. I mean I’m glad she’s ok obviously, but if that’s true goddamn that is really stupid.

I keep telling my sister pull ups are important for this very reason. You gotta be able to pull yourself up if you’re ever hanging off of something like a cliff, ledge, rail, blimp, helicopter, amusement park ride, or a giant robot.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

Everyone in America should read the book. Right now... I’ll wait. Ok then. The most important part is the book-within-the-book:

Haha... I love all the mental gymnastics people are going through to try and convince people that two genetically based traits are so completely different that one form of “trans” can exist but the other cannot. You fuckers are all talking out of your asses and you know it. You just want one to exist, but not the…

Honest question here, and truly id appreciate a genuine, educated, and non inflammatory response:

Cue the usual “they’re deliberately withholding stock” conspiracy bullshit from people who don’t get how manufacturing works.

I sometimes get the impression that people think midwives are essentially just doulas. In the U.S., you have to be an RN before you can begin training to become a midwife. Most people who see midwives have regular hospital births, which means that a doctor (as well as a team of nurses) is readily available in the…

I’m real sorry the fucking CHEESECAKE isn’t healthy enough for you.

Vagina of Sauron.

I mean, come on.

Every single Cheesecake Factory in a major location has a 30-to-hour long wait for seating any night of the week.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

Small, stupid correction: on July 28, the “new 2DS XL” is being released, not the “2DS XL.” It’s Nintendo’s fault, not yours. Especially since they like to stylize it with the lowercase “new.” Seems like a small thing, but the “new” indicates a lot of extras, like faster processor, more buttons, extra analog nub,…

I swear, men are so stupid. Zero people want pictures of our dicks.

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Hopefully this will open her eyes to the absurdity of believing in an invisible sky-god. Hopefully this will reveal to her the deep-seated bigotry and hatred that underlies the vast majority of religions. Hopefully this will make her realize that what they preach is not what they practice. Hopefully she will go on…

69 is basically eye to eye