lylelanley1
Lyle Lanley
lylelanley1

I think you went off the rails with that joke.

Would it be fair to say that the staff must be well trained there?

It makes your poop glamorous.

Any video about genitals which features dancing crabs is okay with me.

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:

You are wrong. We are in fact all responsible to each other. Who would leave a child to die on the side of road during winter? Who would force anyone to choose food, rent, or some other bill over birth control, cancer screenings, doctor visits, breast exams, maternity care, preventative care, and safe-legal abortion?

So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.

I have a close friend with a fistula bc of a chronic illness. I get that this is funny on the surface and I hate to be that downer but it's an awful thing to live with and I am sure this would help her a lot versus what she currently does to keep dry and clean.

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I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

Well we aren't having mass immaculate conceptions either.

Of course unmarried poor males do not contribute to the problem at all.

My mom's a lunch lady for a school in Utah, and the district absolutely pressures her to pull this kind of shit. They call the parents, send notes home, and give the students a few days warning. Still, if their parents are flat broke and/or don't speak English, this kind of stuff happens. My mom doesn't give a fuck,

They're just trying to keep a bigger slice of the inheritance pie.

I tried saying Vagina three times yet it never appeared. Beetlejuice lied to me.

The issues with Summer's Eve remind me of why I'm so comfortable calling people douches/douchebags. It's best used to describe someone that's completely unnecessary and harmful to vaginas.

Jesus, now I have to buy "gifts" for my vagina too?

Could have been worse.