So how is this going to be for VR? If I upgrade any time soon I want to be able to upgrade to something which is going to passably handle a Vive if/when I get my hands on one.

At 5'6", I firmly believe concerts and other stood events should be arranged by height. There’s always some tall bastard in front of me, and I bet I’m often the tall bastard in front of somebody else!

Unless you’re literally at the very back of the venue, you’re going to be in somebody’s way when recording.

I distinctly remember going to the Tate St. Ives as a kid (Tate galleries are the British equivalents of MOMAs, more or less) and seeing a room with thousands of carrots lined up on the floor, with a projected video of a man shoving a carrot up his anus on the wall. I didn’t get it then, I don’t get it now.

RadFems tend to hold up Jez as an example of LibFems who bend over backwards to include men.

Playing last night was a little terrifying as a noob because it generates matches of people at similar levels, but as nobody had leveled people who’ve put 100+ hours into beta were in the same matches as people who have maybe played a few hours of TF2 before and they were very lopsided. I can see that smoothing out…

It’s another one of those things which seems to vary hugely from woman to woman. I’m planning on spending the next 10 years IUD’d, finally persuade a doc to sterilize/ablate me in my mid-late 30s and hopefully hit menopause (typically hits mid-40s in my family) before it’s all grown back. Uteruses are such hard work.

Oh damn, that sucks. Hope you find a solution soon.

Has your doc mentioned endometrial ablations? I’ve been begging for one since I was 13 but they won’t do it to women who haven’t been sterilised (and they refuse to sterilise me, also been begging grumble grumble). They basically stick a microwave probe up your cervix and cook the lining away, resulting in lighter/no…

Try telling my Mirena that :(

There’s a heavily marketed first-party dock for the n3DS which would display these plates upside down. Why does this keep happening?!

They peaked with the Lotus Birth story. It’s all been downhill from there.

Obviously, I can’t choose my skin color. I mean, I try and get darker every day—I wish I had black skin, but I can’t choose that. If I could go out today and buy black skin for a hundred thousand bucks, boom, I would buy it. Because I prefer that skin color!

I’m pretty sure it’s what happens when your episiotomy busts open.

I’ve tried that with my real UK address and real UK credit card but it’s still forcing me to buy Sorcerer’s Stone (oh, the humanity!) rather than letting me get Philosopher’s Stone. Maybe Amazon Canada is more chill with these things than Amazon US?

I’ve tried that with my real UK address and real UK credit card but it’s still forcing me to buy Sorcerer’s Stone…

They’ve definitely closed that loophole. I tried getting my mother (in England) to gift me the UK Harry Potter Kindle books the other week and it was a no-go.

They’ve definitely closed that loophole. I tried getting my mother (in England) to gift me the UK Harry Potter…

As a GG I’m very sad about being excluded from such pretty frilliness. Fortunately, I can wipe away my tears just by touching my chin to my chest and motorboating myself.

Didn’t Newgrounds have a Flash game about being somebody who makes Flash games and uploads them to Newgrounds?

Can I sit on his face for 10 days instead? That way there will still be lip-to-lip contact.

I had Welcome to Jurassic Park playing as people assembled for my wedding and it was awesome. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!