And holy shit Colombia’s cheekbones. They could slice Steve Harvey’s face in fucking half.

“Please don’t hold it against the ladies.”

Ok but according to this same poll so do like 19% of Democrats so the only conclusion is that overall as a nation we are goddamn morons. Clearly whoever gets the nomination on either side needs to make their campaign slogan “You ain’t never had a friend like me!”

Honestly I’m more likely to believe that Kevin grew up to be Michael Alig from Party Monster