Hi! I’m John Kelly. I’m such a good chief of staff that I don’t read my boss’s directives or memos. I know he’s got the brain of a turnip, so I just go about advancing the cause of white supremacy, because some very fine people wanted to maintain a Christian theocracy and some mean people up North wouldn’t compromise…

Basically, it was an awful, tasteless idea for multiple reasons.

I just hope before we rush to politicize this, we all wait until the facts are in before we even think about discussing fake gun control.

Because his tweeting that makes it easier for the defense to argue that any potential jury pool would be tainted by Presidential opinion. Same reason why it was a problem when he did it to Bergdahl. #TheResistance

It will give the defense ammo, saying that he can’t possibly get a fair trial. Which is why, right or not, most government officials know to keep their mouths shut on personal feelings.

I feel like we should convince a Make-A-Wish kid to ask for this to become permanent.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

I am a pro-life conservative and the fact that the GOP, the “pro-life” party, argues against giving healthcare to all children is vile hypocrisy. If we are going to be pro-life, that means from conception to natural death and EVERYWHERE in between. It’s some fucking bullshit.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

He represents the majority of the country

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!