This is terrible.

It'd be more accurate to say that you *experience* it. I do, but apparently some do not, and it's not very well understood why.

I laughed my ass off throughout Drag Me To Hell - although, sometimes I was the only one in the room laughing. Master Raimi at his best.

I walked with a zombie… last night.

You don't like Sleepy Hollow? Shame!

Herbsaint is a viable substitute for this drink.

Someone else mentioned already up-thread, but a small spray bottle is perfect for this purpose.

But it does. Really! I use Herbsaint (much less $, same "essence") and keep a tiny spray bottle of it alongside the bitters on my shelf. Much more efficient than the technique used in the video, and more importantly, delicious.

Just thinking about "the scene" gives me goosebumps.

Criticism of teachers is apparently verboten because they are underpaid.

Exactly. Censoring the kid's speech won't dispel any notions of their petty authoritarianism.

Don't forget Paulina Market! Both their pork and veal brats are exceptional.

Prove it in court.

I wouldn't count on it. McCarthyism is back in vogue and self-awareness is not.

Given our experience with governors here in Illinois, I'd still vote for Jesse Ventura. I guess that's more of an indictment of Illinois than anything…

I'm such a bad person that I still like him!

All except rye whiskey, it typically lasts only a few weeks at our house.

Benedictine is pretty weird and singular in taste; it'd be difficult to substitute it with something else.

Maher's comment was really dumb and tasteless, but by and large he remains a voice of reason. His writers don't get nearly enough credit; his scripted material has been outstanding of late.

Guygher.