Dismissing comments? What a fucking baby. Good thing you’re used to the fetal position—the world is going to kick your ass.

Honey, I’ve been reading shitty Vogue profiles since I was at summer camp in 1983. Darren’s not going to want to bang you just because you worship him blindly and know what Occam’s Razor is. He may want to bang you because you’re a teenager, though! I mean you are one, right? lol

He is literally saying “I do not know any thing about that ... ‘the Kardashians’?” And you are making up your own little story. Look, I find Jennifer Lawrence annoying and her celebrity obvious and basic, and I have also enjoyed some of Aronofsky’s films (perhaps “enjoyed” is the wrong word given his worldview, but he…

Quote from Vogue:

Teen Vogue has been my jam for so long! *does little TV jam dance*

The gumballs sound pretty boss, I have to admit

Also if Kimmy Schmidt was in a bunker for a damn decade and still knows about the Kardashians anyway through some sort of cultural osmosis, let’s not pretend that you, creature of Hollywood, have never heard of them, Darren

US Vogue continues its slide into utter irrelevance.

um, thanks?

Thanks. You’re a kind person. Sorry for snapping, I blame that massively commented-upon NYMag shitshow from last year, “Your Pets Aren’t Children, So Stop Calling Them That,” for putting many of us cat ladies and doggy daddies in a state of permanent defensiveness. Anyway, my fur children send their best regards. :)

Aw. :) My girl is the obsessive groomer: she grooms her brother all the time, she is always trying to groom me, and she’s curled up next to me right now giving herself a prolonged tongue bath. She also loves “making biscuits” and headbutting. She is a very busy bee lol.

Thanks babe. As a manic I can’t resist a lady with an exclamation point in her username. Yelling is everything!!

I will read that thesis, TYVM

My girl kitten is a little badass, developing opposable thumbs as we speak, and will surely do that first thing; her brother is an angel but he certainly spends all my money with his baby-faced treat whining, not to mention his ongoing medical problems, and my human family should be thanking me for not bringing…

It’s extremely entertaining, if hugely problematic!

You’ve convinced me. I shall put her on the shitty animal owner list along with Miley Cyrus, Dasha Polanco, and the Faris-Pratts.

You’ve convinced me. I shall put her on the shitty animal owner list along with Miley Cyrus, Dasha Polanco, and the Faris-Pratts.

All good points, plus we’re supposed to applaud success in the soulless world of corporate finance, where Tess and Katharine are both forced to repeatedly suck up to and emulate ancient white dudes. And do not get me started on that goddamn awful “Let the River Run.” Staten Island is the new Jerusalem? Shut up, Carly…

All good points, plus we’re supposed to applaud success in the soulless world of corporate finance, where Tess and Katharine are both forced to repeatedly suck up to and emulate ancient white dudes. And do not get me started on that goddamn awful “Let the River Run.” Staten Island is the new Jerusalem? Shut up, Carly…

Hey girl ... I’m also dragging and yet also clenching my jaw from uppers and stress, because I work with monstrous people and have had the shittiest week that I want to sleep through and have to keep showing up for. Sorry if I seem manic. I like your straightforward style though :)