Just a shitton of Adderall and Hydroxycut tryna get by! How you doing today? :)

Here they are nuzzling in their matching pink fleece sweaters right before I adopted them (my darling girl has her eyes closed pressing her baby face against her big brother’s, and he is an angel cat too). They are a bonded pair and the best thing that has ever happened to me. Thanks for asking about them :)

I’d greatly prefer Kim AND Paris not to be neglecting their pups, so I hope you are right! I’d just never heard such a thing about Kim before. And regardless, that is one perfect little Pupperanian. They are such great dogs! Every time I see one, I kind of lose it. They are like tiny teddy bears. Also, I had a Pom…

Agreed! He’s too perma-stoned to be a Master of the Universe, Wall Street type, and I say that with love, Harrison, even if I have secondhand embarrassment for your ear jewelry

I respect this opinion fully

YAS it was!

YAS it was!

I thought Katharine was kind of adorable and fun with her Warhol portraits and ski-injury hospital parties. And how uncool was Harrison Ford’s character, he just seemed so indecisive, like if you don’t like Katharine just break up with her, you weenie! She’ll be fine—“I am, after all, me.” LOL, damn straight lady! And…

It is a fist-pumping “you go girl” thing of beauty. Shout-out to author Sylvia Obell, and for anyone who missed it:

I just watched Thank God It’s Friday last weekend. Early Goldblum is magnificent.

I thought that was Paris Hilton? That is terrible if true. Pets are children and a huge responsibility. They should be treated with the utmost care. Ask me about my tabbies! (J/K but if we were on the bus right now I probably would be showing you pictures of my furballs. :p)

I thought that was Paris Hilton? That is terrible if true. Pets are children and a huge responsibility. They should be treated with the utmost care. Ask me about my tabbies! (J/K but if we were on the bus right now I probably would be showing you pictures of my furballs. :p)

I was always so confused as a kid by the “white vigilante” narrative that surrounded Death Wish films, because Charles Bronson looked Asian to me—maybe Inuit. I’m sorry if that sounds wrong, but I had to listen to my crazy Irish momma insisting that Charles Bronson was clearly “black Irish,” like Clark Gable. (Bronson…

augh all I do is double post these days. I’m so sorry

OF COURSE Blac Chyna makes a shitton more money than that fucking “sock designer,” did no one read her amazing Buzzfeed profile last year? Lady has a head for business and a bod for sin (forgive me for using that horrific line, I have always actually been Team Katharine when it comes to Working Girl, because I loathe…

I am a bone structure fetishist, you can come sit by me!

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I also saw Jessica with Sam Shepard on St. Mark’s Place in NYC one time and they were also all bundled up in these amazing sweaters, with their perfect bone structure!

I saw my ex on the street this weekend with his new girlfriend. She was 30 at most. He’s 68. I’m over two decades his junior, and he left me for getting old (I suspect). Sorry, I just needed to vent. Also Jessica Lange looks freaking amazing and I’m so sorry we lost Sam Shepard.

fuck off dumbass white knight you know I’m right