hey psycho, how’s it going using talented people to speak for you?

That’s ... so cute and mod! I haven’t seen anyone do that since the Quadrophenia-obsessed girls I went to punk shows with back in *cough*last century*, or Liz, Spike’s much cuter-looking friend on OG Degrassi.

YAS I called that the “Eddie Vedder” back in the day. Actually I called it “Eddie Vedder stole my look,” and my moms called it “Stop being a lazybutt and brush your damn hair.”

Dude, I admit I really should not get involved in this slap fight, but 1) SATs are for everyone, not just smart kids and 2) I highly doubt the term “punk rocker” ever appeared in a test question!

This bio is awesome. Plus the whole bath-taking with Enya soundtrack. Keep punching, my good man!

Hey, I apologized for that.

Oh please, enough with the accusations of slut-shaming every time someone has an opinion like “you’re dressed like an idiot.” Agrawal can wear all the half-outfits she likes, and I made no connections between her “little-girl wardrobe” and her personal sexual life, which would be uncool. But she does not look like a…

aw, you have made my day by saying that. I’m not without a few insecurities—my greatest regret in life is only making it to 5'7" when I was meant to be 5'10" dammit!—but I’ve always counted my blessings and also recognized on some level that it’s pointless and honestly, a little sad to wish you looked like anyone…

I also have a great face (thanks Mom and Dad, you amazing-looking effing crazy people) and let me tell you, I really appreciate your saying this about yourself, because self-deprecation and faux modesty is so TEDIOUS. You were blessed, why should you not enjoy that? As long as one is not lording their good looks over…

one of my greatest memories is Tim Burton telling me I’m “ethereal” looking

So is that your boyfriend’s blog or something? Weird that he doesn’t give his academic credentials. He makes the Freakanomics dudes look like Neil deGrasse Tyson, lololol. Seriously, though, that piece is terrible! It utterly lacks citation and is just some random dude’s half-baked opinion.

So is that your boyfriend’s blog or something? Weird that he doesn’t give his academic credentials. He makes the Freakanomics dudes look like Neil deGrasse Tyson, lololol. Seriously, though, that piece is terrible! It utterly lacks citation and is just some random dude’s half-baked opinion.

What the fuck is “our shopping”? Do you really not get how that makes no sense? Why would anyone seek information about “neoteny and youthification” at a shopping site?

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cat acting as a baby

LOL, sure. It’s ESL, not you failing to correct yourself.

neoteny and youthification in our shopping

neoteny and youthification in our shopping

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You’re welcome!