Well I always feel terrible when other women have been assaulted and they blame themselves, or wish they had said or done something different, because I was always fighting back and giving pervs the what-for. I’m a bit older now and am never in bars, either, so I encounter quite a bit less of this sort of behavior…

Have you ever even BEEN to Central Park? I mean at least pick a dangerous in 2017 park to make your weirdo point. Also, Central Park closes at 1 a.m.

Oh my god THANK YOU because I was like WTF is a “shroud” of evidence, is that like the Shroud of Turin, or are you just are dumbbell

Thank you, I know it is hardly the main issue here today, but the life of THIS cat lady is very glamorous and full of cuddles (and a goddamn metric ton of lint rollers). I always laugh when some lame-o dude accuses a woman of being a sad spinster cat collector, because um, yeah ... personal freedom, disposable…

I do not understand all of these breast-grabbers, and I do not understand why more men who are witnesses to the grabbing seem to think it’s no big deal.

I had a guy bite my face one time. I worked in a music club, he was in a band that played there, and he knew lots of the people who worked there because everyone liked his band, plus it was a female-fronted band and the singer was a cool, feminist, take-no-prisoners kind of lady ... so I assumed he was cool too, and…

OK how did I not know about the Lewis cats. I swear to you just this week I was opining at length about Amy Carter’s meezer Misty Malarky and the great Socks Clinton (best member of that clan HANDS DOWN, and then he chose to spend the rest of his days with Bettie Currie), plus Larry the Downing Street Cat who is…

I love that Mr. Caughman was an “avid gossip follower.” He sounds like one of those fun people you just happen to sit next to on a bench one morning, and he tells you about Mariah’s divorce before anyone else, and it makes your day. May he rest in peace.

Receipts please. Yolanda was not even like ZZ Top video girl level of successful.

There were a lot of catalogs in the 1980s. Yolanda may have been in a few.

Left to right

OK, first of all, my immigrant grandmaws and grandpaws were uptight WASPs and bitter although very fussypantsed and well-mannered Irish folk, so I would imagine they’d find their granddaughter’s bitchiness hilarious if any of them had just stopped smoking for five fucking minutes and were still here to have an opinion.

I am sure you are very gorgeous. :) Your comment reminded me of what Riley Montana recently had to say about colorism in the modeling world at the Black Fashion Designers exhibition at the Fashion Institute of Technology. Riley is, if I can just say so, utterly perfect, but she still has industry people telling her…

Clover, I just wish you had named these fabulous cover models! Janiecey Dilone (my girl from LONG ISLAND woot woot), Imaan Hammam (a true supe), and gorgeous newcomer Aamito Lagum. So pretty! Models on fash rag covers, I know, so crazy, next thing you know it will be dogs and cats living together in peace.

I don’t know what you do all day but I don’t know any teenagers, let alone any with trust funds? You small-town folk are so creepy!

You’re probably right, but it just drives me nuts! It looks terrible!

So how long you been here, Kansas? Six months?

ugggghhh who breaks words in right-ragged text? Who allows 2-letter turnovers?? AMATEURS

Sorry Tina. it’s been a rough day. I know you and know you are a reasonable person who I very much like on most days. That said, “A lonely endeavor, and IMO that’s for good reason, but one to which you are of course entitled” seemed a bit high-horsey and yes, pretentious to me.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS SO DREAMY, HIS FAT FACE AND SMALL PENIS ARE IRRESISTIBLE