Is it pretentious day at Jezebel or something?

oh mah gah George you are so funny how do you manage the humor and the cold-blooded racism

Thanks for the tip George

When you speak I only see George Zimmerman’s semen drooling out of your mouth

I mean how late are we talking? I’m sorry, either you’re a good person or you’re not. It doesn’t take twenty years.

You are so fucking gross. I assure you I’m a dickless Dutch settler. You call me “friend” one more time and I’m gonna pray for your beatdown in whatever sad concrete space you rubes call a basketball court.

I have higher expectations for allies

Can you suck George Zimmerman’s cock elsewhere? There’s probably a 4chan dedicated to racist cocksuckers and you’d have much more fun there than here among normal people.

Isn’t George just so dreamy when he’s reading to you from Mein Kampf?

Don’t call me “friend,” you ridiculous babbling idiot. I am not your friend.

Or maybe you’re a pretentious jackass speechily overcompensating for being from shitty Nowheresville, USA, and should own that?

To impress you, his Tinder date?

I’m really sorry George Zimmerman is never going to cuddle you and tell you how handsome you are

I feel like “raised in bigotry” is too loose of a reason for bad acts and opinions. I’m not even coming for Katy specifically here, it’s just that it’s totally possible to resist your upbringing. It’s not like every Catholic kid is a pro-life monster until they get slapped upside the head with “other people’s choices…

See I saw that Vogue cover and said “UGH every time I think Vogue can’t sink lower it does, also nice colored contacts” but I am admittedly a bitch. I have no issue with Selena, really, only with Vogue and its ongoing commitment to trash.

Sounds like a foolproof plan.

Some of the best New Yorkers are transplants, but there is most def this strain of failed Midwesterners who want people to know how terrible and not-worth-it everything here is. Fine by me if it keeps even one generation of sorority twerps and sketch comedians out of my building. Everyone else seems to to know why…

DRAG HUH

Christ, Kansas, do you always whine this much? I can’t wait for you to leave my city, which you inevitably will, Carrie Bradshaw.

I think after 13 generations it is an accomplishment of some sort *brushes off shoulders*