people who move to New York or California from the Midwest typically aren’t conservatives

We get it, George Zimmerman is your boyfriend.

There’s a Zimmerman fanboy lunatic fringe here at Jezebel/the Root. It could be just one person with several IDs, but he basically exists to suck George Zimmerman’s dick. Forgive me for being crude, but seriously, you will get nowhere with this person who is like a dog with a bone insisting that George Zimmerman was…

Oh, I should have known I was speaking to some preppy-ass yacht owner from Connecticut! Originators of all the best Jersey jokes! We’ll get you someday, CT *shakes fist*

RIP you smug bastard

Marky has never really paid the price for the violence he doled out to innocent people in his youth. He finally “apologized,” but it was kind of half-assed. I always found Donnie’s bad-boy act a tad ridiculous (can one really be a bad boy AND in a boy band? I don’t think so), but lighting a hotel carpet on fire is not…

I love this story. My boy cat hates our new super. He gets super-agitated and hides when the dude shows up, and his sister, who is normally the friendliest and happiest little cat, puffs up and starts hissing like a tiny tiger in defense of her brother.

Damn!

I’m always so conflicted when terrible people have cute animals. That corgi makes me want to like Kellyanne, but she is a holy terror.

LOL here is my knowledge of Boston:

New Jersey is not really a solution, though. If you live somewhere in NJ that is close to NYC (JC, Hoboken), your rent won’t be significantly cheaper, and you’ll still need to pay to commute. If you move further out in the state to save on rent, you may need a car to live your life. It can be really hard to live/work…

Do you always speak this pretentiously? I feel so sorry for the residents of whatever cow-town you inhabit (that isn’t the dreadful NYC), having to listen to your five-dollar-word speeches when they’re just trying to take out a library book or buy a jug of milk. Please please never ever come to this godless city…

I’m glad you left. You realize that a shitton of us are here because we were born and/or raised here, right? Not to mention that entire industries are based here, and if you are at the top of your field (or want to be), you need to go where the action is. Please stop opinionating about New York City based on your…

that is bullshit

rent stabilzation because I am old and was born here

oh please, your whiny transplant friends are not New Yorkers and will move back home to directly annoy you eventually

Word, I mean whose life as a woman has involved being surrounded by people supporting you to be your true self, really? Caitlyn seems to have a lot of delusions and expectations of how breezy her life should be.

you can do whatever you want with your lawn, man

That is a vicious burn LOL. It may very well be true. We’ll see in the 2020s if Rookie contributors start telling their stories, I guess.

I am with you, because I read that Instagram up top and was like, “Oh great, now we’re going to have dingbats showing up at BAM in their PJs.” (Sidebar: NO POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHE FOR PJs, jeez Tavi, aren’t you supposed to be an editor or something?)