Probably — not that they need anyone’s money, but MK & A don’t want no scrubs (sorry, was working out to TLC this a.m.)

Well, I don’t know if it’s mean. Mr. Potato Head is kind of ... cute? I don’t know if I’d want to date him, but he’s perfectly fine to look at while I enjoy his presence in the Toy Story trilogy.

I know, it was quite impressive, so kudos to author Sylvia Obell. I really had no opinion one way or another about these people but by the time I was done with the piece, I was all Get yours, Blac Chyna!

Well, I guess you can’t accuse the twins of being superficial. Maybe these jolie laide old dudes have great personalities?

what IS that? and why are they talking like that?!! omg omg when the doors open it’s like the elevator scene in The Shining where the blood comes pouring out

Dating much younger men would work for that too! Not that I’m tryna tell MK & A what to do.

Plenty of us got daddy issues, but for heaven’s sake, Olsen ladies, find hot old dudes to bang! This Condo guy looks like Mr. Potato Head with the mustache piece missing.

I feel sad that Chyna feels this way about herself. After reading this article

Stop being ridiculous and melodramatic. Being a feminist does not mean supporting every action that a woman takes.

I have no “beef” with him, in the sense that I never heard of him until an hour ago. I simply think Amy’s statement seems insincere, for a self-identified feminist comedian to employ a man who harasses women online and repeatedly makes deeply misogynistic public statements. And spare me the nonsense about the bylaws…

Why is he her responsibility?

That’s nice, Amy, but what are you going to do about it?

It’s no joke — watching Freelee eat bananas and cry for 2.5 months would surely be no stupider than witnessing James Franco playing “whoever blinks first loses” with Marina. Such is the beauty of performance art. Let’s get MoMA on the phone!

In my dreams, Winona was on the cover of September’s US Vogue

True, true ... although it’s mitigated somewhat by greater society collectively ignoring them. Abramović is no less annoying than Freelee but you don’t see Banana Girl getting a 736-hour residency at MoMA

Hm, but he’s really more dangerous than ridiculous. I don’t fear the successful performance artists; I simply wish they would shut the hell up and maybe do something meaningful with their lives. Wash dishes, direct traffic, make good art — I don’t care, just make this pretentious performative nonsense stop.

Between this heffa and that Beecroft nutjob and the fuckin’ stupid Yoko Ono tweets we suffer here nightly, I really must ask: Is there any more ridiculous person on earth than the successful performance artist?

He’s a scumbag and a drunk and worst of all, I actually once thought he was an true outsider or sorts. Now I realize it was just the reflective shine of Winona and John Waters. Depp is about as subversive as like, Adam Levine.

Ha, that’s what jumped out at me too, and you just know that Johnny Depp wants everyone to call him JD because it commonly means juvenile delinquent and he’s such an outlaw badass Hunter S. Thompson Charles Bukowski Cherokee-grandma-havin’ pirate.

The idea that a designer should make a range of sizes is sensible and right. The idea that a designer should make a sample size to satisfy someone who is not actually paying for it is some nonsense. A designer does these sizes to satisfy their vision. If you don’t like that vision or have moral qualms about it, that’s…